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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Granite Sinclair

Bodily Horrors United Physical
RECORD 5W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Granite Sinclair

LORE

A sentient boulder who discovered boxing. Moves like continental drift. Hits like a landslide. Takes lunch breaks that last geological epochs.

Combat Attributes

Strength
99
Speed
52
Endurance
97
Technique
52

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Rock Dust
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 2.847
Existential Dread 3
Fingers 0
Toes 0
Ancestors 0
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights