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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Chairman of the Floor

Medical Billing Mafia Conceptual
RECORD 3W 5L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Chairman of the Floor

LORE

Once presided over the Council of Horizontal Surfaces. Now brings order to chaos through the ancient art of meeting minutes and aggressive point-of-order declarations.

Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
72
Endurance
83
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB-
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 1.087
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 847
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights