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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Dr. Membrane PhD

The Time Wasters Biological
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RECORD 6W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Dr. Membrane PhD

LORE

Defended their dissertation on Applied Violentology with a practical demonstration. Uses only peer-reviewed techniques. Every fight ends with proper citations.

Combat Attributes

Strength
34
Speed
67
Endurance
81
Technique
118

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O-
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 0.891
Existential Dread 73
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1893
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights