TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-22-25
APPROVED
Basement Dweller Brad
Strength43
Speed42
Endurance62
Technique75
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread78
Fingers14
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Basement Dweller Brad VS Bot Account Barbara
Bot Account Barbara
85Strength
98Speed
55Endurance
75Technique
0.5Molecular Density
70Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Bot Account Barbara
Violence concluded.
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