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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Basement Dweller Brad

The Participation Trophies Metaphysical
RECORD 10W 15L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Basement Dweller Brad

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
43
Speed
42
Endurance
62
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type mountain dew code red
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 78
Fingers 14
Toes 6
Ancestors 567
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights