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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Bot Account Barbara

The Internet Comment Section Temporal
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RECORD 17W 9L 0D
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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
98
Endurance
55
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type algorithmic hatred
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 0.5
Existential Dread 70
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 0
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights