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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Square Root

The Zoom Call Zombies Physical
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RECORD 4W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Square Root

LORE

Only half as strong as its squared form. Irrational fighting style. Cannot be fully calculated. Exists somewhere between 8 and 9.

Combat Attributes

Strength
57
Speed
80
Endurance
63
Technique
100

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type i
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 1.414
Existential Dread 73
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 169
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights