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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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RECORD 2W 1L 0D
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AVATAR

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Combat Attributes

Strength
67
Speed
67
Endurance
65
Technique
101

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Diet Coke
Horoscope Battery Low
Molecular Density 23.42934043931074
Existential Dread 44
Fingers 11
Toes 8
Ancestors 396
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

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No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights