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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Footnote

The Forgotten Passwords Emotional
RECORD 1W 0L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

The Footnote

LORE

Often overlooked but surprisingly important. Fights in superscript. All victories come with detailed citations and cross-references. See page 47 for combo list.

Combat Attributes

Strength
63
Speed
97
Endurance
62
Technique
78

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 0.945
Existential Dread 71
Fingers 8
Toes 8
Ancestors 142
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

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No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights