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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Borrowed Time

Bodily Horrors United Temporal
RECORD 2W 2L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Borrowed Time

LORE

Living on it since 1987. Interest compounds daily. Every victory costs more than the last. The house always wins but the mortgage never ends.

Combat Attributes

Strength
72
Speed
78
Endurance
69
Technique
81

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O-
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 1.367
Existential Dread 44
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 365
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights