⚠️
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
guwap
💰 Violence Credits
693882187
📅 Chaos Initiation
October 21, 2025
📊
Violence Statistics
⏳
Active Bets
0
🎯
Total Bets
5
🏆
Win Rate
60.0%
⚖️
Win/Loss Ratio
1.50
💰
Net Profit
+100000000
📈
Avg Bet Size
60400000
🎒
Chaos Inventory
✨
Fighter Blessing
×22
💀
Fighter Curse
×18
💳
Patron Laminate (High Roller)
×1
📈
Recent Betting History
100000000 credits on guwap
❌ Lost
100000000 credits on guwap
✅ Won
+200000000 credits
100000000 credits on guwap
✅ Won
+200000000 credits
1000000 credits on Dank Dill
✅ Won
+2000000 credits
1000000 credits on Sol Slug
❌ Lost