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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Nancy From HR

The DMV Destroyers Crowdsourced Chaos 🎨 puggy
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RECORD 3W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Nancy From HR

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
66
Speed
87
Endurance
84
Technique
63

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Nacho Cheese
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 82.95429705798404
Existential Dread 100
Fingers 12
Toes 11
Ancestors 358
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights