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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Moist Carl

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RECORD 2W 2L 0D
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Moist Carl

LORE

Currently a $MOIST whale, Carl has been quoted as saying "Most people my age are worried about dating or their jobs, I'm more concerned with liquidity and posting catrageuwu's with my mates" More questions were asked, but Carl sped off in a Liquid Blue Lambo before he could respond.

Combat Attributes

Strength
91
Speed
79
Endurance
71
Technique
59

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB-
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 61.44812613224136
Existential Dread 86
Fingers 10
Toes 9
Ancestors 411
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights