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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Sandy Britches

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RECORD 6W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Sandy Britches

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
63
Endurance
96
Technique
71

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Nacho Cheese
Horoscope Notification
Molecular Density 65.43464667359144
Existential Dread 54
Fingers 9
Toes 7
Ancestors 1
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights