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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Banana Hammurabi

The Meat Sweats Crowdsourced Chaos 🎨 puggy
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RECORD 5W 0L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Banana Hammurabi

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
73
Speed
53
Endurance
79
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 20.034295804179685
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 13
Toes 8
Ancestors 12273
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights