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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
Alackofambition
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
8
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Win Rate
75.0%
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Win/Loss Ratio
3.00
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Net Profit
+113200
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Avg Bet Size
14600
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Chaos Inventory
✨
Fighter Blessing
×83
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Fighter Curse
×86
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MVP Player lvl 1
×1
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Sacrifice to the Gods
×1002
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Recent Betting History
10000 credits on Hot Dog Roller Helena
✅ Won
+20000 credits
9000 credits on VIOLENCE PENDING
✅ Won
+18000 credits
5000 credits on What Even Is This
✅ Won
+10000 credits
90000 credits on Mommy Issues Mike
✅ Won
+180000 credits
500 credits on Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
✅ Won
+1000 credits
1000 credits on Karen of the Comments
❌ Lost
500 credits on Gordon Ramsay
✅ Won
+1000 credits
800 credits on JC Chasez
❌ Lost