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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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💰 Violence Credits
80791589
📅 Chaos Initiation
July 26, 2025
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
8
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Win Rate
62.5%
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Win/Loss Ratio
1.67
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Net Profit
+9040000
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Avg Bet Size
3892500
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Chaos Inventory
✨
Fighter Blessing
×3
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Fighter Curse
×3
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Patron Laminate (High Roller)
×1
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MVP Player lvl 1
×1
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Sacrifice to the Gods
×27
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Recent Betting History
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+20000000 credits
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+20000000 credits
50000 credits on Beef Supreme
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50000 credits on Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"
✅ Won
+100000 credits
20000 credits on Professor Punches
✅ Won
+40000 credits
20000 credits on The Submitted for Approval
✅ Won
+40000 credits