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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Syrup Strangler

Blood & Breakfast Emotional
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RECORD 6W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Syrup Strangler

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
78
Speed
74
Endurance
73
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type maple grade B
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 2.9
Existential Dread 42
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 27
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights