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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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HOA Sniper Sally

Suburban Nightmares 2.0 Existential
RECORD 5W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

HOA Sniper Sally

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
70
Endurance
70
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type HOA ink
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 3.4
Existential Dread 77
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 101
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights