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β›ˆοΈ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

Beta Tester Bob

Internet & Tech Terror Temporal
RECORD 4W 4L 0D
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AVATAR

Beta Tester Bob

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
70
Endurance
80
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type beta serum
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 2.7
Existential Dread 36
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 23
β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights