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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Garage Sale Gloria

Suburban Nightmares 2.0 Temporal
RECORD 4W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Garage Sale Gloria

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
70
Endurance
80
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type yard sale lemonade
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 19
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights