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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Splinter Testimony

The Healthcare Heroes Temporal
RECORD 2W 3L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Splinter Testimony

LORE

A memory that broke off from the main event. Different every time you look at it. Three eyewitnesses describe three different fighting styles.

Combat Attributes

Strength
74
Speed
81
Endurance
68
Technique
77

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A-
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 1.203
Existential Dread 39
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 891
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights