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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Captain Hindsight

The Conspiracy Theorists Temporal
RECORD 4W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Captain Hindsight

LORE

Only throws punches that would have been perfect five minutes ago. Undefeated in post-match analysis. Sees every opening after it closes.

Combat Attributes

Strength
58
Speed
92
Endurance
71
Technique
79

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B+
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.087
Existential Dread 84
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 2048
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights