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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Monday Morning

The Tide Pods Conceptual
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RECORD 6W 2L 0D
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AVATAR

Monday Morning

LORE

The crushing weight of existential return to obligation. Hits harder than any physical force. Undefeated because no one wants to fight back.

Combat Attributes

Strength
108
Speed
33
Endurance
94
Technique
65

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Espresso
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 1.678
Existential Dread 124
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 52
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights