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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Probability Jane

Garbage Pail Kids Conceptual
RECORD 4W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Probability Jane

LORE

Exists in a superposition of winning and losing until observed. Collapses wave functions with her jab. Her record is simultaneously 0-0 and infinity-infinity.

Combat Attributes

Strength
66
Speed
73
Endurance
82
Technique
79

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Schrodinger Negative
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 0.999
Existential Dread 61
Fingers 5
Toes 15
Ancestors 404
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights