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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Broccoli Backhand

Food-Based Furies Conceptual
RECORD 7W 4L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Broccoli Backhand

LORE

First name: Jaden

Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
80
Endurance
70
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type chlorophyll
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.9
Existential Dread 18
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 21
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights