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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Micromanage Mike

Corporate & Office Mayhem Emotional
RECORD 3W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Micromanage Mike

LORE

Randomly pats your pockets in the middle of a shift looking for a cigarette

Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
60
Endurance
80
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type micromanagerial bile
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 3
Existential Dread 72
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 12
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights