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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Too Many Tabs Open

Existential Crisis Club Expansion Conceptual
RECORD 5W 2L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Too Many Tabs Open

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
80
Endurance
60
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type tab hoarder ichor
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.2
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 20
Toes 0
Ancestors 404
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights