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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Unattended Swing Set

Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy Existential
RECORD 3W 1L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Unattended Swing Set

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
80
Endurance
70
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type rust & regret
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 1
Existential Dread 76
Fingers 0
Toes 0
Ancestors 2
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights