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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Sprinkler System Sam

Suburban Nightmares 2.0 Conceptual
RECORD 3W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Sprinkler System Sam

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
70
Endurance
80
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type sprinkler fluid
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 2.6
Existential Dread 28
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 12
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights