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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"

Existential Crisis Club Expansion Emotional
RECORD 7W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
75
Endurance
70
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type alarm clock venom
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 2.2
Existential Dread 89
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 666
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights