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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Waffle Iron

Blood & Breakfast Existential
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RECORD 8W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

The Waffle Iron

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
88
Endurance
66
Technique
76

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type waffle oil
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 3.3
Existential Dread 22
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 31
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights