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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Nextdoor Neighbor Ned

Suburban Nightmares 2.0 Conceptual
RECORD 0W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Nextdoor Neighbor Ned

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
85
Endurance
65
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type ring doorbell battery acid
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 38
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 17
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights