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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Wet Sock Walking Willie

Bodily Horrors United Emotional
RECORD 2W 7L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Wet Sock Walking Willie

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
66
Speed
79
Endurance
83
Technique
72

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type laundry swamp
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 1.9
Existential Dread 57
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 18
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights