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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Dead Houseplant Duncan

The Sadness Merchants Temporal
RECORD 5W 6L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Dead Houseplant Duncan

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
70
Endurance
85
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type potting soil runoff
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 1.5
Existential Dread 64
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 21
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights