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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Birthday Alone Barry

The Sadness Merchants Emotional
RECORD 7W 6L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Birthday Alone Barry

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
68
Speed
82
Endurance
79
Technique
71

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type stale frosting
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.7
Existential Dread 77
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 34
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights