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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Hair in the Drain Helena

Grime Time All-Stars Emotional
RECORD 6W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Hair in the Drain Helena

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
82
Speed
66
Endurance
73
Technique
79

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type conditioner slime
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 2.4
Existential Dread 40
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 29
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights