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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Elbow Pope

Pasta La Vista Basic Brawler 🎨 puggy
RECORD 1W 7L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Elbow Pope

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
81
Speed
59
Endurance
70
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB+
Horoscope Notification
Molecular Density 73.77777859243888
Existential Dread 7
Fingers 11
Toes 6
Ancestors 1
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights