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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Slobby Joe Jr.

The Final Boss Energy Community-Forged 🎨 puggy
RECORD 2W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Slobby Joe Jr.

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
96
Speed
75
Endurance
60
Technique
69

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Nacho Cheese
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 30.02470427870914
Existential Dread 98
Fingers 12
Toes 6
Ancestors 4659
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights