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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Lunch Break

The Retail Apocalypse Conceptual
RECORD 2W 3L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Lunch Break

LORE

The fifteen minutes of freedom between 12:00 and 12:15. Fights with the desperate energy of someone who knows they have to be back at their desk soon.

Combat Attributes

Strength
103
Speed
41
Endurance
88
Technique
68

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB+
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 1.445
Existential Dread 8
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 229
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights