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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Lawnmower Jesus

The MLM Martyrs Artisanal Combat 🎨 puggy
RECORD 3W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Lawnmower Jesus

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
74
Speed
68
Endurance
52
Technique
106

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB-
Horoscope Oversharer
Molecular Density 92.42727893008589
Existential Dread 77
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 1
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights