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The Honorable Judge Fistmas

The MLM Martyrs Temporal
RECORD 3W 1L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

The Honorable Judge Fistmas

LORE

Presides over the Court of Broken Noses. Sentences are delivered via uppercut. Known for citing obscure legal precedents mid-combo. Her gavel is just her fist.

Combat Attributes

Strength
71
Speed
89
Endurance
74
Technique
66

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A+
Horoscope Sagittarius
Molecular Density 1.156
Existential Dread 22
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 512
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights