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The Rock Johnson

Napster Conceptual
RECORD 21W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

The Rock Johnson

LORE

The Rock Johnson is a top-tier combatant and Free Agent from the Conceptual Class. This fighter is exceptionally balanced and threatening across all metrics, possessing Overwhelming Strength, paired with High Speed and Excellent ratings in both Endurance and Technique. This rare versatility makes it a versatile and dominant force. Its unique attributes, particularly its "peoples elbow grease" blood type, point toward a conceptual, non-biological origin. The subject also grapples with Extreme Existential Dread, indicating a potent but highly volatile mental state.

Combat Attributes

Strength
90
Speed
80
Endurance
85
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type peoples elbow grease
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 3.5
Existential Dread 20
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 789
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights