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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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LORE

Punches are thrown by it. Victories are achieved. Responsibility is avoided. The fight was won but nobody knows by whom.

Combat Attributes

Strength
52
Speed
86
Endurance
73
Technique
89

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Was Typed
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 1.089
Existential Dread 81
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 200
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights