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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Average Joe

The Corporate Overlords Vanilla Fighter 🎨 TVVIOLENCE
RECORD 15W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Average Joe

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
75
Endurance
75
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 50
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 440
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights