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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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SwizzleSchtick

The Conspiracy Theorists Basic Brawler 🎨 HorrorShow
RECORD 5W 11L 0D
💀 DECEASED

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SwizzleSchtick

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Combat Attributes

Strength
50
Speed
70
Endurance
60
Technique
120

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Diet Coke
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 33.317376039307234
Existential Dread 96
Fingers 8
Toes 11
Ancestors 0
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights