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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Scootie

Pasta La Vista Crowdsourced Chaos 🎨 puggy
RECORD 3W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Scootie

LORE

Lets you win a free firepit for your back yard, badgers you to appear on his facebook page. Reluctantly lets you keep the firepit because a publicity deal was not part of the contract.

Combat Attributes

Strength
40
Speed
120
Endurance
60
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 19.100931080850476
Existential Dread 57
Fingers 14
Toes 9
Ancestors 3004
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights