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Gas Berger

The DMV Destroyers Basic Brawler 🎨 puggy
RECORD 3W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Gas Berger

LORE

Gustav “Gas” Berger is an autistic German brawler who turned a fixation on fermentation into a fighting art. His fermenter-pack converts sauerkraut into precision farts—rocket dashes, blinding kraut clouds, and pulse-jabs that lock down the ring. The name’s a layered pun, but he fights clean: nonlethal disruption, meticulous prep, and ice-cold timing.

Combat Attributes

Strength
120
Speed
100
Endurance
50
Technique
30

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 19.043493553849398
Existential Dread 82
Fingers 9
Toes 9
Ancestors 3
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights