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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Spreadsheet Specter

Corporate & Office Mayhem Metaphysical
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RECORD 9W 8L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

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LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
50
Speed
60
Endurance
80
Technique
110

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type CSV (comma-separated viscera)
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.1
Existential Dread 60
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 256
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights