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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

Internet & Tech Terror Emotional
RECORD 6W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
90
Endurance
60
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type paperclip paste
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.3
Existential Dread 52
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 95
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights